Audio Douchebag Rehabilitation Program

Have you found yourself on forums or social media saying things like:

“women just here better” [sic]

“ladies have more dexterity so they can turn the knobs better on the SSL”

“whose d*** did she have to suck to get that gig”

If you are one of the millions of audio dudes struggling with a misogyny addiction, we are here to help. Sign up today to receive recovery and rehabilitation pamphlets. Just put your name, phone number, email, studio affiliation, physical address, astrological sign, and “ego” size into this here form. We promise not to publish or distribute any of your personal information. We will be in touch.*

I hereby acknowledge that the past, present, and future is female.